I said dangerous and here you are.
Working on a new
theme and a less
shitty blog

or i think i am

[semi-hiatus bc college]
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© accioloki

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

#spn

(Source: jaredgrrl)

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

(Source: bubbley-boo)

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

#spn

seventored:

X

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

image

Update:

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(Source: johnstached)

foxestacado:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s 6 ice buckets (x

lotrlockedwhovian:

hddlstn:

proof that white t-shirts are best for ice bucket challenge

x x

My mom has just informed me she is “team Cumberbuns” after viewing this picture

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

u: i dont like ur favorite character
me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
me irl: wtf the fuck..............